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Things Fat Girls Shouldn’t Wear! This has been bothering me for quite some time, especially since it’s now getting into the summer months. 1.  Tube tops - If it has the word “tube” in it, you’re probably squishing out of it like a “tube of toothpaste”, or a “tube of cookie dough.” 2.  Leggins in place of pants - Really, no one should wear these in public, but when you’re larger, you REALLY SHOULDN’T.  Ever.  At all.  Don’t even think about it.  Wearing them under a nice skirt?  Fine, but please don’t let them out by themselves. 3.  Short shorts/skirts - Oh come on. 4.  Spaghetti-strapped tank tops - Wearing them underneath a shirt to give support and if your shirt is slightly see-through is fine, by themselves, it looks like your straps are hanging on for dear life. 5.  Anything that is tight/ill fitting - Just because you can “fit” in it, doesn’t mean it’s the best idea.  There’s a difference between fitted and just too damn tight.  Please, know them.  You’ll just look like a sausage bursting from it’s casing. 6.  Anything that is too loose - Ever heard of The Saggy Baggy Elephant?  Yeah, well, that’s what you look like when you’re clothes are too loose.  You look fatter, in other words. 7.  Anything that shows your belly - Duh. Trust me, I’m not a skinny person.   I don’t try to dress like I am either.  Being bigger doesn’t mean you have to wear muumuu’s and sweat pants your whole life, but that’s not a license to dress like you’re 30 pounds lighter than you really are. Skip the sexy, go for classy, that’s all.

Things Fat Girls Shouldn’t Wear!

This has been bothering me for quite some time, especially since it’s now getting into the summer months.

1.  Tube tops - If it has the word “tube” in it, you’re probably squishing out of it like a “tube of toothpaste”, or a “tube of cookie dough.”

2.  Leggins in place of pants - Really, no one should wear these in public, but when you’re larger, you REALLY SHOULDN’T.  Ever.  At all.  Don’t even think about it.  Wearing them under a nice skirt?  Fine, but please don’t let them out by themselves.

3.  Short shorts/skirts - Oh come on.

4.  Spaghetti-strapped tank tops - Wearing them underneath a shirt to give support and if your shirt is slightly see-through is fine, by themselves, it looks like your straps are hanging on for dear life.

5.  Anything that is tight/ill fitting - Just because you can “fit” in it, doesn’t mean it’s the best idea.  There’s a difference between fitted and just too damn tight.  Please, know them.  You’ll just look like a sausage bursting from it’s casing.

6.  Anything that is too loose - Ever heard of The Saggy Baggy Elephant?  Yeah, well, that’s what you look like when you’re clothes are too loose.  You look fatter, in other words.

7.  Anything that shows your belly - Duh.

Trust me, I’m not a skinny person.  

I don’t try to dress like I am either.  Being bigger doesn’t mean you have to wear muumuu’s and sweat pants your whole life, but that’s not a license to dress like you’re 30 pounds lighter than you really are.

Skip the sexy, go for classy, that’s all.

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That moment when your leg hair gets so long you can hear it rustling against your pant legs.